JEFF BLACK | disengagement is underestimated

Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. Mouse,

It is with great respect and understanding that I issue this warning. This notice should be of dire importance to you and yours concerning the information you may have received from your friends after the “Christmas Gingerbread House” incident of 2009.
 It was never our intention to portray ourselves as anything more, or less than human. The circumstances surrounding the emancipation of your colleague were extraordinary. We were, and have been, delighted in the past to share in what we believe to be our domain with all living things where appropriate. For the sake of folklore we strive to preserve the magic, but it is very necessary now to inform the misinformed who have openly played off of the situation in their favour. Your contingency has manipulated it into an open invitation to “come and go as they please” without regard for what we believe to be our God given rights as the inhabitants of this house. The blatant “rummaging and ransacking” of our goods to further your existence must cease immediately. You and yours have caused an unacceptable amount of concern and your talent for being adorable is waning. Please go back from whence you came and we’ll consider this matter closed.
Good luck and we wish you well on your journey.

Sincerely
Mama, Papa and The Baby Children